Friday, February 02, 2007

Moving, keep on moving...


Time to dust off the Can lps and that cdr'ed copy of Man Machine, 'cos we're moving to Berlin. Was beginning to get a bit too comfortable in Bristol; the office/pub/North Street routine has just about run its course. I am bit worried about finding a job out there but there are a few english-language offices and call-centres to fall back on, and there is always Irish pub barwork. Besides there are worse things than having time on your hands in Berlin. But before the Bristol era is over there are two potentially great gigs; Joe Lally plays the Croft (Feb 9th) and Trans Am rock the Cooler (March 1st). Hopefully this old town will go out with a proverbial bang rather than a whimper.

Friday, December 29, 2006

I am the Master


It is now official.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Ebay you vile temptress!

So with my dissertation a year late but finally looking like it will one day be finished, my mind turns to more important things. like spending vast amounts of cash on obscure Star Wars objects. check out the link;







http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Pachinko-Pinball-Slot-Fruit-Machines-STAR-WARS-STARWARS_W0QQitemZ110039634167QQihZ001QQcategoryZ3947QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

Friday, September 29, 2006

A Word On Sequels



Clerks is a film is a film i find hard to hold much affection for anymore. Sure i still find myself imitating the Randall walk, or maybe even Olav's immortal rendition of 'Beserker,' but Mallrats always felt a slightly more honest film to me in that it was more open about its presentation of Smith's eighties teen movie brand of romance. I think i have grown out of Kevin Smith. On the evidence of his latest outing Kevin Smith has not grown out of Kevin Smith though.

Clerks 2 is shamelessly nostalgic and reverent toward its predecessor, from the opening credits first reading 'Clerks' before the belated addition of '2' to the final shot's homage to the first film's milk lady. This for me is why it fails as a sequel, above any qualms about the whether or not the original 'needed' one or whether the motivation was purely economic. Most sequels aren't needed, but at the very least they expand on the ideas, narrative or aesthetics of their forebears Clerks 2 fails because it doesn't change the way you think about the first one, a sequel should throw some sort of new light on its predecessor. Smith is too reverent of his first film to challenge it in any way, its as though he wanted to make a sequel without risking any damage to his museum peice calling card. On a story level Smith steers clear of any real reference to the events of ten years prior and no explanation is given as to what happened to the film's two female leads. This kind of narrative amnesia jars with the fact that Randall seems to have a clear recollection of that one fateful day a decade ago though, (perhaps he watched Clerks in preparation for his appearance or at least has been using the internet machine at Mooby's to post on the View Askew boards) going as far as to quote Dante's catch phrase from the movie 'I'm not even supposed to be here today!' If this is Smith's attempt at capitalising on the irony of revisiting his earliest work its a missed opportunity. Which is perhaps the best way of looking at Clerks 2, not only is it a sequel that shouldn't exist its also one that doesn't work as a sequel.

Its no Wrath of Khan thats for sure. There is no character development to speak of, Dante's character arc is the same as the first movie, Randall is revealed as... Dante's best friend! Jay and Silent Bob get little to do, Jay even does the same comedy dance routine twice. And the female characters are so underwritten as seem more like props than dramatic participants in events. Becky merely acts as foil to Randall's bad mouthing, whilst Dante's fiance is so one dimensionally vapid that its no surprise the only actress willing to play her was Smith's own wife.

For me Smith hasn't so much raped the memory of the first film but stroked it in a detached, yet admiring way. A new kind of bad sequel perhaps? One that tries only to remind the viewer of the original, rather than mimic it wholeheartedly?

Monday, April 24, 2006

The Multifaceted Weekend; or a Weekend of many parts, if you will.

It all began on a sunny friday evening and another trip to Cardiff, which seems to be a home from home at the moment. Chiefly responcible for creating this feeling of hospitality is the Cat's Penis himself Mr G. Postans. Taz and I were there to take a gig, the bill included four acts which turned out somewhat a mixed bag. Dirty Ray and Milkteeth (www.myspace.com/milkteeththeband) were enjoyable, the others not so. The Venue was kinda cool though, a cafe/bar type affair which pleased Taz by ticking all the coffee/chocolate/cake boxes and kept me happy with bottled Estrella Damm (reminding me how much I enjoyed Barcelona was a Proustian bonus). The place was called A Shot in the Dark, handily next to a Whetherspoon's from which the more awake clientelle had smuggled cheaper booze. Next day Taz and I did the usual round of Cardiff based shopping, despite my howls of derision Taz bought a cheap copy of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs album (not the new one as taz said; "that would be rubbish") to sit next to her Seconds album. She has since confessed that she has learnt from her mistake.
Yesterday was St George's Day. For some this means nothing. For others (Mail Readers) this was an excuse to bitch about 'modern Britain' in not even barely concealed racist terms, and says things like 'the Welsh get St David's Day!' as though this was justification enough to shoe-horn another bank holiday in to a month that would simply split at the seams and let puddle water in if it were actually a shoe but isnt. For some of the regulars at the Steam it was simply an excused to get fat on beef and cheese and drunk on Old Peculier and British sparkling white, whilst singing the first lines of various patriotic anthems over the top of the rest of the song in a loud and obnoxious manner. It was fun listening to a Wurzel's live album though. Might have to Amazon that one innit.

Wednesday, April 12, 2006

There is no round-the-corner anymore...



If only Phil had been less interested in the cup of tea he bought from the museum machine he might have created a more fitting document of a gig that will remain in stark clarity against all those half remembered ones, and not just because it was in a museum (and so lacking a bar) but because it was so good. Even with Mr Mackaye suffering rather severe stomach upset/food poisoning from a moka java hemp bar they played for over an hour, in a smallish room lined with C19th portraiture and glass cabinets with model galleons and the jaws of large fish. The set featured a surprizing number of new tracks (at least 4) in which the Evens seem to have amped up the explicitness of their politics, lyrically speaking or course. The penultimate track was directly addressed to Dubya himself and dedicated to all those who will be left to sort his mess out after the current administration is gone. The sound was crisp and just the right side of a little quiet, the between track banter ranged from surreal to polemic with startling deftness. Despite his green countenance Ian was on form. Phil decided Amy Farina has the skiniest arms of any drummer on the planet.

Tuesday, March 21, 2006

The Evens: Live At Swansea Museum

Wales's oldest you know. Its going to be lush and tiny. 3rd of april. CANNOT WAIT. hoping to tie it in with some sort of library visit/handing in arrangement. things are looking up. belatedly.